A Psalm for a Nation Gone to Hell

1The Devil is my goatherd; I shall not want.

2He lets me rest on the battlefield, and leads me beside Leviathan’s waters.

3He inflames my soul: he leads me in the paths of vengeance for my own sake.

4Yeah, though I walk amid constant threats of death, I fear no evil: for he is with me; his weapons are mine to wield.

5He makes long pork of mine enemies; he anoints me with their blood; my tankard runneth over.

6Surely illumination and pride will fill me until the end of my days; and I will dwell in the House of Lucifer for ever.

Hail Satan!